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A hardy hello to all you pessimist pescatarians out there. From stem to stern, Sadfish is about to school you on everything. Sometimes we dive into the deep. Sometimes we muck about in the shallow. Sometimes we realize that we’ve beaten a metaphor to death and decide to scale back. Get it? Cause…like…fish have scales.

Coming to SWF – Social Media Sleuthing, New Norm or Creeper Status

How we found an old friend and what are our thoughts on social media snooping. Is it weird and creepy or a new part of our social construct.

Growing up in the 90’s and 2000’s it was difficult to find anything out about anyone without asking around or looking in the year book. Even then the info was slim. The digital age has brought us a way to find almost everything out about someone with just a name.

Listen in while we talk about Social Media Sleuthing where we dive into the following topics:

Who have we looked up before meeting, and what did you find?

  • Talking about the change between pre-social media and then now.
  • How far is too far? Where’s the line?
  • Checking out if the new girl is hot? seeing if she has a boyfriend, seeing her liked pages.
  • Keeping tabs on an Ex? Making sure they are still un happy. Sending messages?
  • How different would social media be if people knew when they were looking you up?
  • Deep Thoughts about Social Media, It’s not free, Self Incriminating, Self Documenting, Doing the spies job for them.
  • Everything on the internet is permanent,

Closing

  • Pro’s: Able to Reconnect, Invasiveness
  • Con’s: Too accessible, Invasiveness,
  • Reason for being Social Media
  • Keep in mind.
  • Diffent Types

Coming to SWF – Pay to Pron?

What is Pay to Pron?

This week, Sadfish is talking’ Pay to Pron’. What is Pay to Pron, basically, paying a fee to a “Model” through a site to subscribe to their x-rated social media page. Who is this someone? Most of these ‘models’ are regular people who are willing to show some ass for some cash. Some of these sites include OnlyFans, FanCentro and Patreon. What kind of ‘x-rated’ are we talking about here? is there weird butt stuff?

It’s actually mostly softcore but also plenty of hard stuff. The hard stuff is usually the model with their boyfriend. The sexy “lewd” cosplay category seems to really hit well in building a fanbase, a lot of it is of high quality. That’s all I’ll say on that subject. Why is this different than RedHub or PornTube?

There’s a sea of hot chicks getting railed on these sites. Yes, that is there and it will always be there. This is different. These are otherwise normal people. People you could have met in your college classes, or know for ages. Why would anyone do this?

Imagine you’re in college, and you want to make some extra money. You’re confident in your looks and you’re bold enough to show it off. Maybe you want a future in the adult entertainment industry, or just want some clout. You have a product, and you can sell it. Anyone can make an account and post their goodies, and people will flock to pay for it. whether its $9 a month or $50. If you have the goods, chances are someone will want to pay for it.

So… like girl next door porn meets Uber? Nail on the fucking head.

Now that you’re caught up. Listen in to SWF where we explore this topic and ask:

  • Have you or would you ever pay to see someone’s nudes?
  • Would you sell your goodies online?
  • Are these sites deceptive. For example, taking advantage of peoples desperation?
  • Where we think this trend came from?
  • Is this just the gig economy, or taking advantage of desperation?
  • What will this turn into?

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The Alien Episode

The Alien Episode

This was truly supposed to be a lighter subject with nonsense and laughs, you can surely bet that Rick and Chris drive this topic in to the realm of super serious convolution. Watch and listen to our conversation on Aliens, UFO’s and Science Fiction. Do you believe in aliens? Are they out for our resources or are they curious explorers as we are?

Alien Movie and Show References

Conspiracy Theories

Some say that conspiracy theories are simply a mix of reality and science fiction. Sometimes, the truth is stranger than fiction. Science deals with things that can be tested and observed, there are times though that something strange and unreal presents itself that leaves the observer wondering, what else is there out there. How serious is Sadfish about conspiracy theories? Do we believe they are real? Some questions can never be answered. This is of course because we can barely tell when were being serious ourselves.

Area 51

Take a look at Area 51 in Google Maps and you won’t find what looks like a barren air field. Zoom in even close and you’ll find cars, airplanes and what looks like something that was erased. Don’t try to visit, You will be greeted by military with guns before you get close enough to peak. Unless of course you ninja run to see them aliens. That was weird right. I totally would have gone if I knew I wouldn’t get shot.

Some things are known about Area 51, It’s a secret military base for testing new, top secret aircraft. one of the very well known aircraft to come from Area 51 is the predecessor to the SR-71 blackbird. This was known as project oxcart, this information has since been declassified so you can find videos of prior employees talking about this project and what they had to do to hide their work from the foreign satellites.

See more: The ‘Oxcart Spy Plane Story’ – Prof Simon

The Battle of Dulce Base

What is the heck is the Battle of Dulce. There have been a number of stories about the multi-tiered underground base that sits below Dulce New Mexico. Some say it is a pleasure house for extra terrestrial visitors. Local women and men are picked up and taken to serve as sex slaves, breeding experiments and tasty meals. Or, are humans experimenting on Aliens and the deeper the you go the more gruesome and dangerous.

One thing that every version of this story is the same, an unrelenting, super violent battle between humans and Aliens. A battle where only a few survived. Phil Schneider is one of those survivors who’s spoken publicly about his experience there. He makes a lot of extraordinary claims, and states he has proof. Is he full of sh*t or the real deal. We haven’t heard much from him since then. This hasn’t stopped the UFO community from growing on these stories and finding other “leaks”. There are claims that others survived this battle and that they live in Canada protected by the government. I wish there was more to this story, it’s one of my favorites.

See more: Phil Schneider – The Dulce Alien Attack

Don’t care about fact or fiction? Great, the Battle of Dulce story has generated tons of fictional novels and fan fiction which are really gross and awesome. The best stuff is too gross to publish! If you’re into that sort of thing. I first learned of the Battle of Dulce while waiting in my old beat up Camaro waiting for a friend to be sneak out. I immediately became immersed in the fictional stories. Infantrymen rushing in to save the sex slaves in cages, soldiers killing off aliens and others bursting into a mists of flesh from the blasts of alien weaponry. Really cool stuff.

Reptilians

Walking Lizard folks are taking over the world. Is the Reptilian super race manipulating Human DNA

See more: Ancient Aliens: ALIEN REPTILES MANIPULATE HUMAN DNA (Season 14) | History

Flat Earth

Have you ever walked across the south pole, No you haven’t. For this reason, you cannot deny the fact that the world may be flat. Anyone who’s taken 6th grade science knows this is bologna. This conspiracy theory has become viral for reasons other than it’s validity. YouTube hits, Likes and shares have been the driving force behind this conspiracy.

What if the real conspiracy to the Flat Earth is that no one really believes the earth is flat. Not even the flat earth movement leaders. I think the flat earth movement is to get someone a free ride around the world in a space ship. Why would it not be the reason. Drive up this silly nonsense conspiracy to be such a nuisance that NASA decides to send the Flat Earth leaders around the globe.

The other possibility is that they are right. . . Nah,

See more: Flat Earth Files – Truth Behind the South Pole

Sorry, i just had to. Go google your own nonsense, this is for real-fake, conspiracies.

5G and Cellular Antennae

Any time the tech industry comes up with a new generation of, the tin foil hats come out in full force. Did public education fail people or is there something really going on here.

See more: Cellular Microbe Antennae and 5G

Didn’t think I would do it again would you. But i did.

Closing

Do you know something about Area 51? Did you see something strange when you ninja ran there to see them aliens? Have some information on the battle at dulce? Do you know about a conspiracy theory that you think we would love? Comment below and wait patiently for our Conspiracy Theory Podcast coming soon.

Contributor(s): Rick

Hot or Not, Charlize Theron

You may know her as the Atomic Blondie, Mad Maxine or Bombshelle; however, I know her as the one girl in the movie where Will Smith has powers but he’s an alcoholic so it’s kind of weird and still and still no one knows why that movie was ever made, but everyone kind of wants a sequel. After a long and heated debate within the Sadfish ranks, the jury is still out on whether or not Charlize Theron is hot, or is she not hot.

Name Factor

How to pronounce Chalize Theron from Google Cameos

Let’s face it, if you met Charlize Theron in a library you might assume her name is Shirley, but that’s surely not the case. She’s not even an Amanda, or a Charlotte. She’s a Charlize. Most people don’t know any Charlize’s unless you seen Charlize Theron in one of her many movies. Don’t dare give her a nickname like Char or Lize, or even Charl. None of those make any sense and don’t sound attractive. It’s a unique enough name that it’s remembered nearly instantly. This inability to divide her name into a shorter for would normally add points to the name factor; however, that would be arbitrary and would not be indicitive of her hotness, or not-ness.

You may have heard that Charlize Theron is a native South African; however, if you’re hoping that Charlize Theron has some very sophisticated pronunciation. You will be slightly disappointed, there is an old video out there which appears to show Charlize Theron saying her name with lots of accents and umlauts, here is a recent video of Charlize Theron saying “Charlize Theron”,

After careful analysis of the name Charlize Theron, she receives a score of 9 of 14 possible points for having 9 consonants in a 14 character name.

Points: 9/14

Cage Factor

She’s shown her ability to fend off bad guys in many films such as Æon Flux, The Old Guard and Monsters. Watching her kick and punch those stuntmen is sufficient evidence that she has the strength and capacity to punch herself out of a cage. Perhaps not a metal cage, but a cage which made of fairly strong material. Perhaps if the cage is made of some special substance that is easily destroyed by a bad ass woman rocking a super slick asymmetrical bob with a skin tight body suit.

Her ability to rock a skin tight body suit adds no points. That would be objectification. We don’t tolerate or promote objectification of anything here in Sadfish, not even suits, suitcases or cases that hold objects. The meat of the issue is that she’s only been featured alongside Nicolas Cage one time in Astronomical Boy. This would normally grant one full point but it was a voice over role. She is never seen physically standing near, with or around Nicolas Cage and thus she receives only one-half point of the possible 10 points.

Points: 0.5/10

Final Thoughts

With all things considered, Yes, Charlize Theron is hot. But you knew that before you even got here. But with a score of 9.5. She’ll need to work on those consonants and cage films before she can be re-evaluated.